- Mom:why don't you ever tell me anything?
- Mom:*tells entire family about your problems*
- Mom:*judges you*
- Mom:*Insults you*
- Mom:*calls you spoiled*
- Mom:*says you're overreacting*
If I was a guy for a day,
- Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
- Walk around the house naked.
- Pee behind a building.
- Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
- Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
- Stare at my penis.
- Get a blowjob.
you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy
it is not
not with that attitude
^ you dont understand
all time favourite post ever
I JUST CAN’T WITH THESE TWO OH MY GOD
the timing is perfect
please tell me they are just friends?! -.-